DUFFY SENT ME THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY CUTE.. CUTE ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

Joanne:

Glad you liked it! :)

Duffy

Joanne and Duffy, I am sitting here cracking up! I loved it!

I loved it too! Wish I could post that at work!

Jen